The Four Horsemeals of the Egg-Pork-alypse

“I am submitting this menu from a Pawnee institution, J.J.’s Diner. Home of the world’s best breakfast dish: The Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse.”

Ron Swanson, Time Capsule, Season 3, Episode 3

Ron Swanson's 5 Favorite Foods - The Four Horsemeals of the Egg-Pork-alypse

Serves: Ron Swanson, or all of the Pawnee Rangers

Prep time: 30 minutes


  • 1 dozen eggs
  • 4 large pork sausages, preferably the red hot variety
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • Salt and pepper to taste


  1. Cook sausages in a tablespoon of butter until they are nearly black on the outside and very well-done.
  2. In a separate iron skillet, scramble eggs in remaining butter until they are creamy and soft.
  3. Arrange sausages on plate, and fill serving plate with the eggs. Salt heavily and serve.

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