“That’s my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food. I’d go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.” -Ron Swanson, The Banquet Season 1, Episode 5 Serves: see above Prep time: 20 minutes
“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have… I’m worried what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was, “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.’ Do you understand?” —Ron Swanson, Indianapolis Season 3 Episode 6 Serves: 1, if it’s for Ron, 6-8 for those with less hearty appetites. Prep time: 25 minutes to cook the bacon in the oven, 6 hours to braid the bacon into a wreath, […]
Serves: 1 Prep time: 15 minutes
Serves: 2 Prep time: 20 minutes
Serves: 1 Prep time: 5 minutes
