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The Four Horsemeals of the Egg-Pork-alypse

“I am submitting this menu from a Pawnee institution, J.J.’s Diner. Home of the world’s best breakfast dish: The Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse.” —Ron Swanson, Time Capsule, Season 3, Episode 3 Serves: Ron Swanson, or all of the Pawnee Rangers Prep time: 30 minutes

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Turf and Turf

“I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whisky and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at once because I am a free American.” -Ron Swanson, Sweetums, Season 3, Episode 15 A T-bone steak and a Porterhouse steak are the same cuts of beef, from slightly different parts of the loin area of a cow. Serves: Ron Swanson or an entire Little League team Prep time: 30 minutes

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Avon, Ohio Deviled Eggs

“If I wanted to bring a large number of deviled eggs, but I didn’t want to share them with anyone else, can you guarantee fridge space?” -Ron Swanson, Leslie’s House, Season 2, Episode 14 Serves: Ron Swanson Prep time: 15 minutes, plus 15 minutes to boil eggs and another hour for them to cool in refrigerator Notes from my mother about this recipe: “Be sure to get one of those cute egg dishes with the little indentations for putting the […]